Meet CUMU (Pronunciation: coo-moo)
Archetype: WARDS
Who They Are: Cumu guards against digital overload — the endless feeds, the noise, the opinions of strangers that burrow into your mind.
What They Do: Cumu filters, discards, and deletes. It takes the useless, the performative, and the unnecessary, tossing it all into the void where it belongs.
Each Dreadling charm begins as a hand-carved wax sculpture, cast in small batches and finished in-house. The back is textured for tactility, with the hand-carved lines intentionally preserved.
Materials: Solid 925 sterling silver, 10K bright yellow gold, or 14K rich yellow gold. (No plating, no shortcuts, just quiet opulence.)
Dimensions: Approximately 25 mm tall × 13 mm wide × 5 mm thick.
Each piece arrives in its own Spiral in Style muslin bag, enclosed within a utilitarian case, a protective soft twill and ribboned bag, a Dreadling “receipt” with its lore card and archetype mark, and a personalised note of your choice. You can also add an Existential Coping Kit if you wish.
Made to order. Orders placed by the 15th of the month are created and shipped by the end of the following week.
Learn more about this guardian → [Read CUMU’s Lore]
See all guardians within this archetype → [Explore the Wards]
For those who prefer their existential crisis with diamonds, sapphires, or pearls → [Request a Bespoke Dreadling]
Meet CUMU (Pronunciation: coo-moo)
Archetype: WARDS
Who They Are: Cumu guards against digital overload — the endless feeds, the noise, the opinions of strangers that burrow into your mind.
What They Do: Cumu filters, discards, and deletes. It takes the useless, the performative, and the unnecessary, tossing it all into the void where it belongs.
Each Dreadling charm begins as a hand-carved wax sculpture, cast in small batches and finished in-house. The back is textured for tactility, with the hand-carved lines intentionally preserved.
Materials: Solid 925 sterling silver, 10K bright yellow gold, or 14K rich yellow gold. (No plating, no shortcuts, just quiet opulence.)
Dimensions: Approximately 25 mm tall × 13 mm wide × 5 mm thick.
Each piece arrives in its own Spiral in Style muslin bag, enclosed within a utilitarian case, a protective soft twill and ribboned bag, a Dreadling “receipt” with its lore card and archetype mark, and a personalised note of your choice. You can also add an Existential Coping Kit if you wish.
Made to order. Orders placed by the 15th of the month are created and shipped by the end of the following week.
Learn more about this guardian → [Read CUMU’s Lore]
See all guardians within this archetype → [Explore the Wards]
For those who prefer their existential crisis with diamonds, sapphires, or pearls → [Request a Bespoke Dreadling]
